Do you remember sea monkeys? This deck is based on the same principle: just add water (or in this case red and white mana) and watch your creatures grow! In just a few short turns, you will be delighted to see your board come to life and beat your enemies to death. They start small at no more than 2 power, but these mini-beaters can quickly overwhelm the opponent. Our patented "Aura-N-Chant" feeding formula makes these little guys grow like crazy! 

The Base Monkeys

These monkeys may not look like much. In fact, they might not even look much like monkeys. But with the proper care and attention, they can begin a thriving colony of Boros Sea Monkeys. And if proper care and attention won't do the trick, well, you can try the next best thing: our secret formula.

The Formula*

Now, you may be asking, "What's so special about this secret formula? What's in this stuff, anyway?" The answer to that, valued customer, is simply rage. We've managed to produce a powder made of pure distilled fury that really stirs up your Sea Monkeys. Mixed with a little angel dust, vital nutrients, and for the first time ever, real chicken, this formula should ensure healthy, rapid growth for all sea monkey varieties.

*Not for human consumption. 

Advanced Sea Monkey Varieties

 Once you've got the hang of our Base Boros Sea Monkeys, you may wish to try your hand at raising some of our more advanced species. (To do so, simply fill out the order form attached to this brochure.) These sea monkeys can really pack a punch, and they also inspire new generations of Base Monkeys to grow big and strong. Incredible value for an incredible price.

Bonus Offer!!

If you think you have what it takes to wrangle all manner of Boros Sea Monkeys, then this special offer is for you. Order one set of Base Boros Sea Monkeys, one set of Advanced Boros Sea Monkeys, and one Sea Monkey Formula kit, and you'll get a sword! 

A Sword! Totally Rad!

There's no doubt about it. Nothing caps off the enriching and fulfilling experience of raising your own colony of monkeys like giving your fully grown, super strength pet a sword. It just makes your sea monkeys that much stronger.

Double Bonus?!

That's not all! If you purchase the ultimate Boros Sea Monkey bundle, you'll also receive the Emergency Sea Monkey Repopulation Kit, just in case your colony hits a rough patch. Not only that, but shipping and handling will be totally free!

A Cat!

As if that wasn't enough, the bundle also comes with this stray cat! We found this cat somewhere near our office, and if you give us enough money for the other stuff, we'll throw the cat in with it! Isn't that awesome?