Oh my, you startled me - I did not see you come in Wanderer. 

No, No - do not apologize, I should be more attentive to my duties as the Keeper of this inn, please do pull up a stool to this warm fire I have just stoked to dry yourself off and warm your bones. Good, good, come closer, a nasty tempest tonight is it not?

Tell Wanderer do you partake in drink? I have a strong mead open good enough to share with friend and fellow ... excellent, here is your goblet, do drink in health good sir. 

Now that we are acquainted Wonderer, do tell, are you one to ... partake in the more - subtle arts of pleasure?

The forbidden fruit of knowledge that only ones such as ourselves - men of this world as we are - do so frantically head the call of?

An act so dreadful in the eyes of our wives that they hurry to the arms of their firm-breasted and strong-jawed boyfriends?

Tell me good sir have you not felt the glorious swell of passion in your loins at the cheer of victory and the pulsating agony in one's rear upon defeat?!?

Why do you look upon me so Wanderer? I saw your kat'ana below your cloke when you entered this inn through the mirror there on the mantle, and from the rain-soaked Italian fed'a'ora upon your head and the beard below your undefined jaw I do know for certain that you know all too well what proposition I do offer.

Of course, I speak of the Magic the Gathering Trading Card Game!

Yes yes I knew I had welcomed a grand-master of the art into my humble inn when you arrived, I knew it so!

Please if you will "senp'ai" and inspect this ... I believe it is referred to as 'Modern' deck that I have constructed, I do forsee your understanding of what a clever caprice I have constructed here - you see in this very deck I have taken the 'life-link' trait that is all too commonly dubbed a defensive element in this game of games, and in a twist of whimsy - honed it into a powerful aggro inspired deck. 

Please observe as I take a card such as 'impassioned orator' and have his very special skill in granting life whenever a creature is played by myself to buff the very misunderstood 'Voice of the Blessed' - yes yes now you see how cards such as 'Healer's Hawk' and 'Attended Healer' - my "waifu" I believe is the word you Grand-Masters use - all play into this combination of life-giving and stats-buffing.

please kind sir do, I beseech you! take off your boots and layback and enjoy a goblet or two of mead with me while you peruse this deck I have constructed and if a spark of intrigue or creation does so combust within your head on how to better hone this deck into as deadly an edge as your Mall-steel blade - do promise me-

-you will share.