Commander - Test Card Commander

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Jank

So my LGS had a mystery booster event, sadly just Mystery Booster 1 instead of 2, and I pulled a Legend I didnt was in there. A wayward Phyrexian who I actually manged to hard cast and get to live (starting to be a thing with me and limited events) named Vazal who is very fun as they have this cool power "I have ALL the acvtivated abilities of PERMANENTS.". Let you jaw drop a moment as you realize the sheer terror you can create from this seemingly goofy children's drawing. X3 Oh man this might be my new profilierate Commander as my LGS is pretty cool with you brininging this kind silliness to the shop.

Warning! You should ask before setting this Commander into your Command Zone as it's technically in the 'silver/accorn' border level of dumb fun but not really legal. also probably not bring it to the tourney or Game Knigths or something. <.< Though I totally would if they let me...

Obvious thing one since we got one test card, we might as well make this a fun pod and run every test card in green and colorless we can.  So we got a bunch of just nonsense in our deck that we can let people have fun with before we go ape.

Going Ape: we're a 7/7 Vigilant Trampler. That alone is pretyt scary for three green and three colorless but remeber we're alos a Legendary Artifact Creature Phyrexian (as they all should be) so we can do insanely dumb things right off the bad like equip some greeves go on the attack if we put some  Thran Power Armor or other -make-a-Karnstruct type stuff on our Commander he can trample for easily +3 not even counting the fact we threw in some new Phyrexian stuff to help boost that number. Commander Damage is instantly a threat but we can do as Father Yawgmoth and Praetor Vorinclex intended and put a Grafted Exoskeleton on there in adition and now we're infecting threat melting anything in our way and dealing poison like it's nothing. Wel worth waiting seven plus turns right? No? Well...

Going Toxic: We can use our small bodies to strike and deal poison as we like and get our opponents corrupted so we can take pay offs just incase for some reason we don't have our test card making unlimited mana or something. It also allows us to cast our Commander late and do option A "Going Ape". Pretty simple back and forth.

We're not Really a Johnny: In case you didn't realize, we have a few cool combos but no infinite turns, no infinite attack, just some good 'ol cl;obbery and poison things while hoping to double up activated abilities or steal one from our allies. We're mostly here to be big and laugh with unantural mirth for a Phyrexian.

Future Plans: Might come back and make real combos but for now I'm just gonna hold onto this list as the draft for EDREC and my real physical deck maybe. >.> Also probably get an alter sleeve cause as much as it's funny to murder people with children's drawings I feel this Commander could be better drawn for when it actually wins.

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Last Updated: 27 Oct 2024
Created: 27 Oct 2024
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Commander - 1 cards (1 distinct)

Mainboard - 99 cards (66 distinct)

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